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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Why is sin so sweet?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

No way

What does pompano fish taste like?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Is fellatio addictive?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to