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14.06.2025 01:53

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
No way
What does pompano fish taste like?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to